The Problem With Women

We men always lament that we can never understand women, and who can blame us? Do you know how impossibly difficult it is? Trust me, I know. I live with 3 of their species. Thank goodness Charlie's a guy.

I remember someone once told me the following story:

A guy picks up a lamp and releases a Genie and the Genie grants him one wish. The guy really likes Australia but is terrified of flying so he wishes that the Genie build him a bridge from Singapore to Australia.

The Genie looks at the guy and comments: "Do you know how much resources that would waste? Do you realise that we'll need to traverse across Indonesian land causing a huge political uproar? Do you know how much ecological damage the bridge might inadvertantly cause?"

So the guy thinks about it and then wishes instead that he can fully understand women. How they think, what they feel what they really mean when they say No.

The Genie looks the guy in the eye and says:
"How many lanes you want on that bridge?"

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Guys think about it: Has there been any decision you've been asked to make by a woman ever turned out to be the right one? I believe that the women's psyche can be rounded down to the following flow:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

We never can win can we? I guess that's why my buddy decided to bring a blowup doll with him to Bali instead.

WOMEN! We can't live with them but we certainly cannot live without them!

Cheers!