Pay Your Debts...

Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful queen with voluptuous breasts. Her neighbor was the famous dragon slayer Nick who, between dragon slaying chores, would admire those breasts. It was his desire to touch them but Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death for the king was a very jealous man.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the king's Consultant Physician (chief doctor). Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer agreed to the offer.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little into the queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the royal chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the king and queen that only special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the cure for the itch.

The king quickly summoned for Nick the Dragon Slayer and Horatio the Physician slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the queen's voluptuous and magnificent afflictions (breasts).

The queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and was even touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the king, with a laugh just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the king's underwear. The king thus immediately summoned for Nick the Dragon Slayer...

Moral of the story:
Pay your bills! Or the consequences may be more than you bargained for!

Salut!