Men - God's Perfect Creation

Women often say that Men are shallow, predictable, childish, etc, etc, etc...

WHAT UTTER RUBBISH!!! Men are creatures of depth, tradition, education, intellectual thought and mature debate. And I can prove it!

Men keep grand dreams of King Arthur's Court and so today, they continue to sit as equals around a table to discuss world-changing issues like how much to charge other Men for membership into their exclusive fraternity.

Men's intellectual and educational traditions must be strictly adhered to and even if we are to sacrifice life and limb, Men will not budge on principle. Take for example a discussion I was privy to just a couple of days ago. The topic in question was with regard to the use of Fish or Fishes in the description of the aquatic creatures residing within an aquatic tank. Mr T presented his case with true deliberation and fore-thought and after a fiercely contested 30 minutes, pure logic and intellect prevailed! It was decided that we must use Fish in its singular and on a side note, it was clearly minuted and unanimously agreed that a Clown Fish does not dig its face into green button polyps.

Further proof you say?

Let us take the time-honoured sport of Golf (Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden).
Armed with their trusty clubs like their cavemen forebears, Men trudge along turfs of green with a clear objective - to get that ball into 18 separate holes in 72 strokes or less. In the course of this endeavour, collateral damage to the groundwork is unavoidable - Men have even coined a name for this - DIVOT. However, as with all grand schemes, 2 schools of thought prevail - should we replace the chunk of grass or do we fill the hole with sand and seedling? The debate continues. When a logical and fraternally accepted method is agreed upon the weaker gender will be duly informed.

I believe I have presented my case with strength. It is blasphemy to say that Women is God's improved version of Men. God created Women because HE had extra clay. Anyway, who else would bring Men his beer and slippers?

Cheers!